REAL PEOPLE. REAL OFFERS. REAL FAST.

Sell Your House

Without the Headache

No repairs. No showings. No "we'll think about it." Just two good guys from the Midwest who buy houses for cash — and actually mean it.

No repairs. No showings. No "we'll think about it." Just two good guys

from the Midwest who buy houses for cash — and actually mean it.

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How It Works

Selling your house shouldn't be complicated. Here's our ridiculously simple process.

1 Tell Us About Your Home

Share some basic details about your property. No pressure, no obligation — just a simple conversation.

2 Get a Fair Cash Offer

We'll visit your home (or skip that if you prefer) and present you with a no-strings-attached cash offer.

3 Pick Your Closing Date

Share some basic details about your property. No pressure, no obligation — just a simple conversation.

Why Us?

(Fair Question)

Why Us? (Fair Question)

We're not your typical "we buy houses" company with the sketchy yard signs.

We're just two good guys who happen to buy houses.

We're not your typical "we buy houses" company with the sketchy yard signs. We're just two good guys who happen to buy houses.

Local Midwest Guys

Central Minnesota & Southwest Wisconsin born and raised. We probably know your favorite Kwik Trip order.

Fair & Transparent

No hidden fees, no surprise deductions. Just a fair price explained in plain English (or Minnesotan).

Actually Fast

Cash offer in 24 hours. Close on your timeline. We're not kidding — we really do move this fast.

Real People Who Care

We're not a faceless corporation. Just two guys who actually answer their phones and show up on time.

Sell As-Is (Seriously)

Broken furnace? Weird smell in the basement? That shag carpet from 1974? Don't care. We'll buy it.

Zero Pressure

Get an offer. Sleep on it. Think it over. We'll still be here (probably eating cheese curds).

Meet the Good Guys

Not robots. Not a faceless corporation. Just two real people who genuinely want to help.

Johnny Hamann

The Cash Home Buyer Pro

Johnny's built his reputation by being the kind of guy people actually enjoy working with — upfront, reliable, and easy to talk to.

He knows that selling a house can be stressful, so he makes it simple, fair, and even a little fun. Off the clock, he's probably working with his nonprofit, jamming country music or fueling up at Kwik Trip with a fresh cup of black coffee.

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Dan Kramer

The Financial Expert

Dan's the numbers guy who makes sure every deal makes sense — fair, smooth, and stress-free. He's always focused on helping others succeed, whether it's in real estate or life.

When he's not crunching numbers, he's probably working on his homestead or hanging out with his wife and their nine kids… yes, nine!

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The dynamic duo ready to make your home sale stress-free

Don't Just Take Our Word for It

Don't Just Take

Our Word for It

Here's what real Midwest homeowners are saying about their experience.

"I didn't think selling my house could be this easy! Johnny and Dan were upfront, friendly, and made the whole process stress-free. Plus they actually made me laugh during a pretty tough time."

Sarah M.

St. Cloud, MN

"Finally, someone who actually cares. They gave me a fair offer and closed in two weeks. No games, no hassle. I've recommended them to three friends already!"

Mike T.

La Crosse, WI

"These guys are the real deal. I was skeptical at first (aren't we all?), but they exceeded every expectation. Professional, personable, and they kept every promise they made."